Well, despite their enourmous enthusiasm for our last contest, it appears that the self-appointed 'Bad Girls of Running' are official 'no-shows' in our latest competition.
Despite the fact that this competition was carefully crafted to give them a great chance of winning, they chose not to enter.
Thanks to the thoughtful and considerate BBOR's who posted a few consolation pics at drop.io for us to at least add a bit of entertainment to spice up this non-event.
The reasons for a lack of entries still remain unclear at this point, but it is thought that the entry criteria (i.e. "not open to guys, anyone with a really fat arse, or who has chronic cellulite issues") may have excluded most BGOR's.
Slash.
Sunday, 5 October 2008
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4 comments:
Thrash, I think the BGOR were all taking part in the world recoord Stiletto race in Australia that took place last week - also explains why theyve only run a short distance
!!! :0)
10 reasons why the BGOR didn't respond...
1. A stiff wind could catch the back portion and parachute the unsuspecting victim into Findlay.
2. Their sexual allure is equal to a date with your hairy-moled aunt
3. The waist elastic can chafe your nipples
4. If left on the floor, they can be mistaken for a deflated hot air balloon.
5. Women’s under-britches should not be measured in acres
6. If you have to decide if they are a cape or panties, put them back in the drawer
7. If they can carry a week’s worth of groceries, they will not be form-fitting
8. If left at campsites, moose and bear can become hopelessly entangled and suffocate
9. No one wants to see panty lines at a women’s knee
10. Finally, in the heat of passion, a man wants to be able to flick off his women’s panties with a casual wrist snap, not have to peel her like a banana from the shoulders to her ankles
'nuf said...
Reason number 11. I was running a f***ing half marathon, so kiss my big fat cellulite-riddled a**e!
I think i'm in love with thebeetroot!!
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